Adam Yoshida 2.0 (Now With Comments)

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

America - Deranged Protest at Military Funeral

Given that the esteemed Mr Yoshida hasn't posted for another fortnight, it's probably time to start casting around for new contenders for the crown of Stupidest Right-Wing Blogger...

...and Marc of the USS Neverdock is going to take some beating after coming up with this doozy.

Given the lively discussion that this has spawned (178 at the time of writing), any guesses as to how long it's going to take before he does a Yoshida and switches them off?

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

No Bias Here, No Sir

ABC News Headline: Poll: Bush Performance Ratings Plummet

ABC News story.

What they don't mention is that his approval rating actually went up from the last ABC News/Washington Post poll - from 47% to 48%.

In fact, for all the talk about approval ratings, Bush's ratings are pretty much exactly where they were right before he, you know, won re-election. In Gallup, for example, the numbers are exactly the same.

Friday, June 03, 2005

On Deep Throat

It took me a few days to get together my thoughts about the revelation of Deep Throat. My first reaction was anger - but then it struck me that it was rather uncharitable (and probably unnecessary) to wish a swift death upon a senile 91 year-old man. My second reaction was indifference - it's all so long ago, well before I was even born. My third reaction was to return to my first - whatever this man is today does not change what he was and what he did. Whoever W. Mark Felt is today, I hate him for what he did and I wish him, and his family which hails him as a hero for what he did, nothing but the worst.

Of course, I'm sure to be taken to task for that by that certain percentage of the population who believes that hatred is an unnatural emotion and that, somehow, God demands we forgive those who not only fail to repent their sins - but who seek to profit from them. Decent people have every reason to hate W. Mark Felt and what he did. They have every reason to hate a man who can probably be held directly responsible for many of the ills which befell this country in the last three decades.

Was W. Mark Felt, as the media has virtually unanimous claimed, simply a deeply devoted patriot? It seems unlikely.

After all, at around the same time as he was snitching on President Nixon, he himself was authorizing illegal break-ins. This is a crime for which he was later convicted before being pardoned by President Reagan. So, it hardly seems likely that he was so terribly offended by the idea of an illegal break-in that his conscience simply wouldn't let him keep his damned mouth shut.

Frankly, that pardon really bothers me. What do you think the odds are that President Reagan would have granted such a pardon had we known then who he really was? I feel safe in saying that the odds of his being granted such a pardon would have been rather low. For all I'm concerned, he deserved to go to the gallows for what he did.

It wasn't "patriotism". It was that Felt was angry off that he wasn't made Director of the FBI and so he started leaking profusely. That's not patriotism - that's just throwing a hissy fit.

Some have sought to avoid (or respond to) condemnation of Felt by minimizing the extent of his crimes. That just won't wash - he and his actions are ultimately central to the exposure of Watergate.

Had those two young reporters at the Post not had a highly-placed confidential source, how long would they have been able to follow the story? Felt may not have provided them with the tips to set them off on the trail, but he certainly provided them with a way of hang a variety of small and often confusing clues together.

And what evil hath Mr. Felt wrought?

Without Watergate, there'd have been no defeat in Vietnam. Absent what happened to Nixon, the Congress wouldn't have been able to cut off aid to the South Vietnamese. A free South Vietnam would endure to the present day. Absent the fall of South Vietnam, Pol Pot would probably have never been able to take over Cambodia and murder millions there.

Without Watergate there'd have been no Jimmy Carter and, hence, no Iranian Revolution (or at least none like we've known). It took a leader of special incompetence to lose Iran as Carter did. Without Carter in the White House, there'd probably have been no Soviet invasion of Afghanistan either. It's questionable if, without those events, there'd ever have been a rise of Islamism like we have seen. Almost certainly, there'd have been no 9-11.

Without Watergate, there probably wouldn't have been an Iran-Contra: because, at heart, Iran-Contra was simply a Democratic effort to recapture glory days of Watergate. And without Watergate and Iran-Contra there'd probably have been no Clinton Impeachment which was, at least in part, vengeance for those earlier events. The whole of the nation's political culture would be different (and probably better) as a result.

And what was it all for? Was Watergate so bad?

Not really. It wasn't much different than anything that past national leaders had done and it was motivated by a sincere impulse - to defend the nation against war opponents who were behaving traitorously and basically fighting upon the side of the enemy.

Anyone who can get some distance from the subject (and examine an unbiased account or two of the situation) can easily get to the place where Watergate does not bother them. It was really a minor affair - stupid to be sure - not something to bring down a President and send him off in disgrace.

The ironic thing is that, ultimately, it seems that Nixon wasn't paranoid after all: they were really out to get him. The media, the establishment, the liberals, and the bureaucrats -they all engaged in a vast conspiracy with a single purpose: to get Richard Milhous Nixon.

Step back and look at Watergate. It's a textbook example of a Witch Hunt. Forget McCarthy - if you want to see a Witch Hunt, look at Watergate.

McCarthy went after actual enemies of the United States and of the Constitution. And he did so by legal means. He did so against vast opposition from the establishment. He didn't seek to deprive anyone of their political rights, he merely opposed subversives in the government.

Compare that with the actions of Nixon's opponents. They illegally leaked information in order to create a frenzy. They used distorted information, and at that time nearly unlimited influence of the mainstream media, in an effort to turn the public against a President that they had just overwhelmingly supported. They used the threat of draconian jail sentences to turn people against the President in their efforts to get Nixon. They used every means within their power, both legal and otherwise, in their effort to get President Nixon.

Whenever I think of Richard Nixon, I become tremendously sad. Here's a perfect example of a good man - a moral man -literally destroyed by the evil and insidious power of the left. A leader who always sought to do the best for his country brought low, and nearly hounded into his grave, by the treason-loving left. What a terrible fate to befall such a great man.

What a tragedy it is that a drug-abusing adulterer like John F. Kennedy is remembered as a sainted martyr while Richard Nixon, a man whose struggle for his country's good lasted his whole life, will be reviled by generations of schoolchildren who will be indoctrinated with lies about an evil President and crusading reporters.

So it is that I cannot find it in my heart to forgive W. Mark Felt for his crimes or to wish him well. So far as I'm concerned, he can go straight to hell and, with any luck he'll be getting there sooner rather than later.

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Rave reviews

Well, it's now been two weeks since Adam last posted, and still not a peep from the great man...

...so to keep you entertained, here's Kewpid's rave review of Adam's literary masterwork, The Northern Abyss ("If you have lots of free time, are politically inclined and in need of a laugh" is a money quote if ever I heard one), and an appraisal of his last post from Badtux the Snarky Penguin:

Confused Wanna-be-White Dude (Adam Yoshida) is shuddering in fear of slanty-eyed Asians and was last spotted sobbing, curled up in the fetal position in a corner of his mother's basement, because someone hurt his feelings by pointing out that *he* was a slanty-eyed Asian...

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Adam on France

As France prepares to vote on whether or not to ratify the proposed European Union Constitution, here's Adam's prediction of what the country will be like in 2037:

Napoleon Muhammad: The 'Emperor' of the Islamic Republic of France is a distant relation of the original Bonaparte- a half-French, half-Algerian who was initially elected as the President of the Fifth Republic in 2037, the new Napoleon fused together France's rising Islamist tide with a growing and virulent strain of ultra-rightism. Though, like most French politicians, in his initial years he rose to power with the support of Socialists desperate for Moslem votes and so willing to look the other way as to the more unseemly aspects of their new friends' views, he gained much greater heights as French ultra-nationalists began to embrace Islamic values as the last bulwark against socialism, social liberalism, and the growth of the European Super-State.

Under his reign, France has both officially become an Islamic state and become a dictatorship.

Read the rest, and marvel at Adam's uncanny understanding of the French mindset. Or his ability to pull stuff out of his ass and convert it into prose. Or whatever.

Friday, May 27, 2005

While we're waiting...

...for Adam to give us his latest thoughts on what is the greatest threat to Western civilisation since the last one, let's try and imagine his reaction to current events on the basis of previous statements.

First up, Lord Conrad Black has been caught on camera removing boxes of documents from his office despite a court order to hand them over. This was Adam's take on Black's activities a couple of months ago:

Right now, the company has been essentially stolen from Black by a renegade board of directors as Hollinger International. Whatever abuses Black may or may not have committed, strike me as immaterial in view of the fact that he owns a controlling interest in the company. It's his company; he ought to have a perfect to do with it pretty much as he wishes.

Of course, that's a little extreme. And so, I suppose, were a few of Black's actions here and there. Using $9 Million in company money to buy FDR memorabilia does, admittedly, seem a little over-the-top. But, then again, as I've said: no Black, no Hollinger, so who are the people who bought in to complain? If you buy into a company owned by someone like Conrad Black, you should expect them to behave like Conrad Black.

('A Great Man, Much Maligned', March 23, 2005)

Monday, May 16, 2005

Fighting China: Full Spectrum Warfare

In June's issue of The Atlantic Monthly Robert D. Kaplan argues what I have long asserted; namely that the primary long-term threat to American strategic interests is posed not by Islamic terrorists but by the rise of an increasingly powerful and aggressive Chinese superpower whose ambition to displace the United States as the world's leading power is as obvious as it is frightening.

Of course, Kaplan focuses on an area different than one I've talked about. He makes the point (correctly, I assess) that our conflict with the Chinese is much more likely to take the form of a Second Cold War than it is the form of an immediate or imminent hot one. As I've long asserted, the real danger isn't that the Chinese will start a war with the United States; it's that they'll leverage their other advantages in order to beat the United States without firing a shot.

The coming Cold War with China is, in many respects, likely to be more dangerous than that with the Soviet Union. Unlike the Russians, China is on relatively sound economic footing and possesses a political system that appears to be mostly stable. In general people, if given a choice between prosperity and freedom, will opt for the former. While democratic agitation continues on the margins in China, I don't think it very likely that the Chinese people will choose to overthrow a system of relatively moderate authoritarianism which has brought them a level of affluence unprecedented in the history of their nation with a less stable (and likely less effective) democratic system simply because we of the West think that democracy is a positive universal ideal. The Chinese are a practical people and will, in my assessment, stick with what works over what might work.

What this means to the United States, in practical terms, is that fighting a Cold War against the Chinese requires a response far more comprehensive than that which was used in fighting the Soviet Union. It is fortunate, therefore, that the relative power of the United States has greatly increased in the years since the opening stages of the First Cold War.

In consider the Chinese Question, it is worth noting that, at this point, the US and Chinese economies are so completely interlinked that cutting off trade between them would be virtually impossible and, in any case, completely economically undesirable. This is likely to complicate things as a US-China Cold War is therefore likely to feature both military and economic "nuclear options."

When considering this, it's worthwhile noting that, in fact, this is a major advantage to the United States. Though the severe recession (and possible Depression) which would accompany any cut-off of US-China trade would certainly be devastating to whichever party happened to be in power at the time, it would be a shock that the American political system would weather with relative ease. If China's political system, whose credibility is based entirely upon its economic success, could do the same is, I think, an open question.

This makes it very unlikely, for example, that the Chinese would ever actually dump the large quantities of American cash and bonds that they are presently holding onto with the desire of harming the US economy. While such a move would certainly cause severe damage to the American economy, US retaliation would equally devastate the Chinese. And, in such a situation, it would be virtually certain that, however bad the subsequent dislocations might be, in a decade or two there would still be a President in the White House and a Congress in the Capitol. Whether there would still be a Communist Party ruling China after such a crisis is much harder to assess.

In assessing the shape of any conflict with China (cold or otherwise) we must approach it from more than simply a military standpoint. The basic military dimensions of a war with China are relatively clear. A war against China is primarily a job for the Navy, with supporting roles for the Marine Corps and the Air Force.

Anything other than small-scale special operations on the Chinese mainland would, literally, be suicidal. The Army might play a role in defending, for example, Central Asia against Chinese aggression but, frankly, the logistics of anything other than a limited engagement are an absolute nightmare.

In fighting China, we'd have to rely upon the Navy to first destroy China's fleet and prevent any advance into the Pacific and, second, to clear the way for air and missile strikes against the Chinese mainland itself while stopping most of China's overseas trade and cutting off her energy supplies. This is important, but it is probably not enough to defeat China in and of itself.

We need to look at other theatres of operations in combating the Chinese.

First, cyber-warfare is likely to be a major component in any long-term conflict with the Chinese. China's society is increasingly internet-dependant, just as American society is. This means that the United States will have to continue and accelerate the development of a robust cyber-warfare capability.

A lot of people underestimate the usefulness of cyber-warfare. It isn't, to pick a few examples, simply about hacking into enemy computers or attacking websites. Cyber-warfare is a deadly combat technique with real-world applications. For example, a low-level cyber attack might disable the elevators in an extremely tall building of freeze every ATM machine in an area on a payday. A higher level attack might totally disable Air Traffic Control systems on a busy day or, alternately, hijack those systems and use them to intentionally direct planes into one another. They might even be used in concert with other methods of war. For example, a limited missile attack might be followed up upon by using cyber-warfare methods to disable every hospital near the attack or, alternately, to misdirect emergency vehicles and create massive traffic jams. Or, resources permitting, perhaps both.

Similarly, we must seek to attain command of the cultural battlefield. In the last few years I've been increasingly alarmed by the seemingly rising popularity of Chinese culture within the West. For example, the film Hero was both fairly popular in North America and a propaganda film produced with the support of Chinese authorities. While there's little we can do to discourage this trend, we can seek to project it in reverse. During the early stages of the Cold War (and even later) the CIA funded a number of publications and other items designed to undermine communism. We might consider repeating this policy, with the US Government covertly offering aid to those who produce films which might be used to subvert Chinese culture.

On a similar note, in working against the Chinese, we ought also to consider the utility of working with many people who we would not care to deal with at home. Let's face it: there aren't likely to be many Jefferson-spouting Democrats sprouting in China anytime soon and working with violent elements (which, admittedly, I have advocated at times in the past) is likely to be counter-productive. The people who might prove most useful to us are Chinese agitators, especially of the leftist sort. As I've pointed out elsewhere, the blessings of China's boom have been spread extremely unevenly and, though I have no particular objection to this, I'm certainly not above hoping that it might be exploited.

Frankly (and I doubt if I'm the only one who feels this way) I think that there's nothing better we could do in order to slow China's growth than to give them the twin gifts of environmental activists and labour union organizers of some considerable talent and zeal.

The awakening dragon is the greatest threat any of us has ever known. In order to combat it we must contemplate and use all options, not only the most obvious.